Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed.
Me giving my friend relationship device (via adorability)

(Source: dafunnyposts)


Piper talking about Alex (✿ ♥‿♥)

(Source: exarchopoulosed)

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

(Source: foobaw)

  • me: i need to sleep
  • me: *masturbates*

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

fornowjustcarryon:

farfromourvices:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

this gave me chills.

Reblogging this again because it matters.

(Source: waste-it-dreaming)

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

(Source: ratgirlgang)

falloutdallon:

infamymonster:

takingthegreyhound:

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”

I want to work at Disney

(Source: awblogno)

churmandurrr:

merankoria:

The worst part about anxiety disorders is that even though you know how irrational and stupid your fear is, you can’t help panicking.

people never seen to understand this & it’s really frustrating to explain that you KNOW it’s stupid to feel like this but you can’t help it.